Read the classic Van Der Haig Guy

 Half past six, the wife came home from work. Her key in the lock ring cracking Rights cracking friends, I shave. Moved in after the thief has twice visited the this building, so I always locked the door, do not want to have any accident. I let her guard a little annoyed, she wants to be husband and wife with an open mind to face life, but locked the door just proved that I could not be loyal to her thoughts. I know she definitely was not happy her heels in the lobby did not carpeted da da sound, crisp, loud and clear. I locked the bathroom door, blocking her out. did it because the bathroom situation, and I look like, will only make She is more upset about it. just smoked a cigarette in the toilet along the left abutment a little loud in the smoke stains, soot under bomb plot in the wash basin, drinking a glass of Scotch whiskey without water tank on the toilet. as that really do not want to meet the New Year party, I spent the afternoon with whiskey to pump myself up. say that alcohol is a good social lubricant, to be so, I've tried. but somehow, I still think regardless of use. Tap on the door of his wife, Ed, to deal with. Now, she arms crossed across their chests and head slightly to one side, her hair shining like armor-like, mouth pursed like a zipper wallet. her legs splayed, firmly stuck in there, like in that she will not easily change his mind. is able to rely on efforts to make up. So why not to do? evening shift, and then naturally go to the civil service body. Victoria's friends are almost all his colleagues. reminds me of the civil service bureaucracy in ancient China, think of Asians, think of the Mongols. I carefully scrape off the face of the bubble, leaving the that repair cream, dressed as Fu Manchu look. well done, I narrowed his eyes. ; I imagine myself driving a shaggy mane of horse, galloping battle, swept Central Asia, a pair of bow submissive foot of water hyacinth Hengmeilengdui rich city. Victoria back to the bathroom door, is to make sure I have been aware of her danger, the next was a fair fight, and she need not worry that they are engaged in surprise. put the cup under the faucet to wash, plug in a toothbrush, made like a regular cup. cigarette bomb into the toilet, smoke stains wipe with your thumb. looking for mouthwash, good mouth alcohol to remove. to his face white face Fu Manchu, and quickly scraped hands. I have to pinch a good time, which I have to admit. However, the total can not Hanjin Jin to those occasions, I thought for a moment the scene when the body of the Body is the most fragrant agent to do. ... You must understand ... Shut up, come out! general knowledge with me Art comes from life. one day go for a walk, just saw a black color, bulky Labrador shit in front of people, both of us will immediately matched the Heart. It laughed at me grimace in pain, his body still hard to shaking . It's smile, after excretion includes both physical pleasure, but also contains naughty after the meet, also includes misconduct after Shy, my current situation is absolutely appropriate. being to land said. come back, just saw his wife's buttocks sink bath pleasing. bathtubs rising heat, water vapor fog. She lay back, chest, sink, white and delicate toes playing taps. , basking in the cozy warmth inside. I sit on the toilet cover, the transparent playing a round cup, swinging inside the amber liquid. I handed her the cup surprise, start the general asked, ? The typical expression adulteress. this time, I always suspected adulterer is John Howard, that serious, pious psychologists working in the Department of Social Services. his wife is always working late, there are times I pinched throat call to her office, pretending to be a fit of anger relief object, always Howard answered the telephone. social occasion meet, Howard always concealing my contempt, must be kept in the dark because I am a living tortoise. Yes. a surprised look, , and Ed. you do not like who will come to belittle the work, you are so dry I have seen a thousand times. splashing. She can not be too guarding Howard. , even if the behavior of others could be considered only a little bit of sense, and always try to belittle people. is a string of irreparable disaster, and second, brought the future. In general, I feel more secure that in the past, at least I think so. Although she knew I lied to her, did not say why the fired last, but six months later, she has not dug up the truth from me. Honestly, I was asked to leave because of those terms, so the total at work give the impression that a poor impression. Everyone is saying The implication was that the word problem, then we invented a new I like that. office often do not, they all went to the community a jack of all trades!. kinds of people are trouble. One time, a meeting to discuss how to deal with these people, I used a little Pentagon jargon, from the person should use , people uneasy atmosphere. Right now. between the streams, and slide down the thigh. She added, obey it, I promise. to the party is the way I drive, lights, tear open Yemu, there were numerous lights, sparkling snow. Christmas decorations still, dotted with strings of lights on both sides of the street, happy Christmas cheerfully greeting the elderly in the quiet winter months. stubborn wife was showing the silhouette of my disappointment. she did not understand, I am a man in decline. How could blame her, I also spent many years not only thoroughly understand the. revelation always has various camouflage. A few years ago, I at the supermarket shelves in front of the newspaper turned readily. This is not the original intention of the newspaper is the sensationalist bluffing, but there are also interspersed between columns truth. There is a for Mother's news that benefits children do not mature. Most are ordinary mother of the baby, so, compared to San Francisco to be inundated and after Mars to escape the baby reported stolen, so the news will be able to comfort them. Report said there is a 18th century German child prodigy, will be made nine months Quotes, year and a half to read the Great, everyone said in the future he will in all fields to create an extraordinary achievement. have to admit, this is a small news scared me. not because the child is really unusual short life, on the contrary, because His life followed a familiar pattern, a pattern then I realized. uh, so that not all right, I have noticed before, know that such a thing, but not able to identify with. like every a life like his life can also be shown out: a rise in line to reach the peak, stopping at a particular node, and then declined. each life not only the slope of size, compared to most people, this child is more steep, decline more rapidly. we will mature, will be unable to avoid the same entangled in the law, submit to the inevitability of mathematics. when I was 25 years old, you can ignore this. Now I am 30 years old, still young, I admit, can be it was already standing on your feet on the downhill. Now, I know I started walking down, and unhurried, they will eventually fall into the bottom curve of his life. inertia of decline will accelerate the whereabouts of the men, and His only choice left to the whereabouts of their way not to enjoy the scenery. Now, the wife wishes will look forward to the future, but the impulse drove me to lock the door made me dread the future. A walk in the front and rear the street, she shoulders forward, full of anticipation, I heel nails, the fear of resistance. she thinks I have the ability, for I am full of hope, as hope that a drought in the desert plants, will be eager to gaze out of miracles flowers. She believed that I can choose, can achieve the expectations of her. But what I want, just keep the balance. Helen and Everett home lights, light straight through the Founder of the window. I stopped. Obviously, the wife and I decided to travel in pairs, to as close as the atoms. She rolled up my arm. male and female host at the door to greet us. Helen and Victoria kissed, Everett did not trust me , carelessly shook my hand firmly, as if that great feast to forgive you. They brought us into the living room, surprisingly, there has been full of people, sitting, drinking , and there are several half-lying on the carpet, I almost do not know any. strangers loitering in front of face, I began to feel that they have drunk. all these young people are also civil servants, with my wife the same. I aim see Howard back against the wall in the corner, showing off a thick beard thick. physically different from us, his tall and thin, which I can not imagine Victoria in his arms look like. One would think that she actually changed taste, no silly me this body, I will no longer be able to imagine anything more. I think I like bears, people want to hold. I guess, with Howard must have been intense and sexual vitality . there who do not know handed him a glass of wine, I am going. not just an aperitif party, add a clove of fruit wine, but I obediently drank. Victoria walked away, I'm free, can find more to your taste wine. I found a bottle of scotch in the kitchen, poured himself a small cup of thick, first taste taste. This is the wine it, I hate concealment, transfer over flavor things. I took the cup back to the living room. One looks handsome, as young housewives woman conspire with me. She is the kind of shadowy shuttle at the party, the guests are late to appease the woman. We chatted about random party, I feel very good , also praised his master. she says she called security, a lawyer, I say he is the ship designer. She asked me, the designer of the ship to the sea, I worked in grasslands can do. This is not a simple question, I ship know nothing about design, code is code that they can not do on the prairie. go. A few minutes later, I think they are definitely talking about me, so I sneaked back kitchen, and gave and poured himself a glass of whiskey. Helen saw me in the kitchen. She was looking for olives. She just smiled, did not ask me for olives, but something about the work, ; Hey, you stupid woman! rotation. I note that Howard has his legs out into the thigh between my wife. I took a big swallow of wine, and admired them. they kinda match. I toast to pay tribute to them, but they did not see. I am weary of the way and Knight's grace, be put to them looked white. I left, a man and woman talking about Chile and Chilean refugees. It seems that she is responsible for refugee affairs, things work a bit tricky. refugees because of political feud and split, unwilling to English, have a valid driver's license also does not always have to drive. two real sharp voice in my ear skelter. I looked at his wife, are being skillfully led, Slide, Turn, turn, sliding . her head was Howard's face, mask-like expression of indifference under the undercurrents in waves. sofa at the top of the wall clock shows now only 10 points, still two hours before the New Year, but time is too fast it immediately, because I had the honor involved in a political debate. I do not know what political, but my opponent did not understand. I always found that ignorance of intense debate depends on the debaters, the more ignorant in the debate, the debate more intense. This to debate will be intense. Some people have accused me of being at once the new fascists. They have no objective argument makes me very happy. I stood there, grin, legs wriggling. from time to time, I added the cup back to the kitchen Man, they followed me, excitedly calling for examples of the various data and analog. until 12 o'clock before I realized that I caused this show how deep hostility. a woman really hate me, rejected my friendship New Year's kiss. I argue that political differences should not prevent acts of love. know the people around me do not agree with her on a friendly judge. I found myself in loud speech, emotions for their own Bianbai. Helen through the living room, came up to me. She took my elbow. Ed, feel remorse, shame, embarrassment. Oh ... ... Well, I so. This just put cheats touch, this joke is not funny. I got up, drank a glass of wine refreshing to find coats and boots to go outside so that the young couple. the snow is still falling, there were numerous, vague. New Year's gift to us is a blizzard. I did not wait long. have a car was coming down the street carefully, headlights flashing light, stopping on the opposite side of the road. I heard the sound of the door, there is laughter. Howard and Victoria ran across the street briskly. He seemed to follow her, she gave me a euphoric feeling screaming. They took to the sidewalk, did not notice me. I felt like standing there, some moving, combative. ; Victoria explained. She held up the bag as evidence. Howard wanted to embarrass the hated, or because I am jealous, maybe two a little. , rubbing feet. his smile very vague. now you full of hostility. Yes, you are not psychologists, are you, my hostility to how to solve? ! If I knock your head will certainly be much better, idiot! said. several degrees. a stubborn man, like two rutting stag night was. But, my right arm sleeve was wrapped around a large yard. I am drunk, just want to pull out of arms, the result of a Ma suddenly left cheek, legs overturned on the ground. Howe as the tower stands in front of the same. lifeblood, not kicking. Howard suddenly became a gentleman, quite gracefully so I stood up, and then there is no grace to bring me down to the ground. This time he hit me turn a circle, nose to the ground. Howe to I know he's stronger than I expected. this juncture, I wish I had the pipe clamp pocket. > I heard the voice of Victoria. ; you wait out my arm Come on, you son of a bitch! Anytime! Howard urged me, years. He arrived in a knee in my back, press and hold me, fists rained down on me on the back of the head. The most sober moment, I really hope that he hit me first time, to turn their hand a discount. my wife saved me. I heard her scream. She is very smart, Howe grabbed the hair, pulled him down from my back. He called her, she shouted, they quarrel. I lie snow gasping for air. I heard the front door open, the host appeared at the door. see Howard retreated to his taxi. my tigress just got to go, he must be very angry. the car started up and shouted, suddenly opened on the street. I stood up and shouted abuse at his tail. Duo Liya, is that you? Would you like Helen to talk? I said, the snow making sweater. East West fell to the ground to find that it crooked pieces of clothes have betrayed me. . specifically for you to open such a drunk. I grimace in pain. I carefully tried to use his tongue a loose tooth. regret, ; What do you mean? empty streets, quiet, white. a few hours drive from here, did not have, and snow not have a car mark. I think I've learned some things. Germany and forget. I am determined to treat you. compliance with the promise. The more anxious the next.